So much going on, so litte time...

I really can't believe that school starts for me in exactly one week. Worst part? My school is a grand fuck and the website to view class schedules, courses, ect is DOWN. I'd love to be prepared for my courses and such...but I signed up for them in May and really don't remember what I'm taking! I tried calling the Tech Center and of coarse the lines were busy.

This weekend was really exhausting. Saturday I worked from 8am until 11:30 PM. WTF? Yeah, working two waitressing jobs is just not cool. At the end of the day, I felt like my feet we're gunna completely fall off. I really hope this stupid habit changes soon and I only work one job a day...haha.

Ok...in other news.


Jennifer Garner Mom O' The Year

I really think she's the best thing out there right now. Maybe she should start a Mommy Training course and enlist Britney Spears, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton(gunna happen eventually) for it.

Kevin's Reaching For The Big Guns

Kevin's lawyers have been working around the clock to hit Britney on all the weakest points. People Magazine reports:

"Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, confirms that Promises Treatment Center was served with a subpoena Saturday morning, saying, 'An executive administrator from Promises rehab facility was served with a subpoena.'

This is the fourth subpoena doled out by the Federline team in the singer's increasingly high-profile custody battle. Earlier in the week, Spears's former assistant Shannon Funk, bodyguard Daimon Shippen and pal Alli Sims were all served with legal papers. "

Wooo...looks like a LOT of fun. I'm sure Britters is thrilled.

Ryan Seacrest To Host Emmy's


Apparently hosting the Emmy's isn't quite a big deal anymore.

"On the heels of landing the job to host the Super Bowl pre-game show, the hardest working man in show business has also been tapped to emcee the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards, it was announced Monday.

"Ryan Seacrest appeals to a broad audience, including the highly desirable young adult demographic, so he should serve as a magnet for attracting a diverse array of viewers to our Emmy telecast," said Dick Askin, chairman and chief executive officer of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

Seacrest also works for FOX, which in addition to airing the Seacrest-hosted American Idol will be broadcasting both the Super Bowl in February and the Sept. 16 Emmys. "

Eh...whatever.

Gwen Stefani comes out with perfume too...


Video's kinda cool though.


OK. Done for now. I could have talked about Rumer Willis and how she says she's not into drugs...but that would be pointless.